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else if (x==1) return("Fox Terrier
"+
"Ziggy has sired twenty puppies.
"+
"At the sniff of a job
"+
"His pocket rocket overrides
"+
"The rational daily dog.
" +
"I wonder if belligerent missiles
"+
"Could sniff diplomatic lies
"+
"And only rise when threatened
"+
"To sire more rational smiles.
"+
"© Chris Lobban 2004");
else if (x==2) return("More Novel Ideas
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"Flatpack Sculpture and Ring of Confidence"+
"
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else if (x==3) return("Practical Artifacts
"+
"The Grippit and The Lucky Touch"+
"
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else if (x==4) return("Poetry Word Art
"+
"More about Cool Postcards"+
"
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else if (x==5) return("
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"This Page intentionally left Blank"+
"
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else if (x==6) return("
"+
"The format is intriguing, voyeuristic, and further "+
"confirmation of the poems' construction, message, and "+
"communication. Sometimes these are narrative, but above "+
"all they are entertaining and ideal for reading on planes, "+
"trains, and tubes.
Farnham Herald Litcrit.");
else if (x==7) return(""+
"CELTAS
"+
"Is an association of artists that encourages innovation in the fields "+
"of Culture, Education, Leisure, Tourism, Arts and Publication and "+
"Broadcasting Services.
email:coolpost@coolpostcards.co.uk");
else if (x==8) return("
"+
"Gardeners' Friend
"+
"The ladybird.");
else if (x==9) return("
"+
"Malcolm Marshall - The heart of cricket.");
else if (x==10) return("
"+
"Chains of Command - Line from my Log Book interpreted in Poetry.");
else if (x==11) return("
"+
"Peter Pan - Children, Bubbles and Overhead Power Lines.");
else if (x==12) return("
"+
"Major John Howard - The Leader of the first successful Coup de Main on D-Day.");
else if (x==13) return("
"+
"Fay's Day - Exploring Friendship and Special Relationships.");
else if (x==14) return("
"+
"Coincidence of History - Environment, Natural History and History, all from a D-Day training area.");
else if (x==15) return("
"+
"Tilley - A study of Mother-Daughter relationships (inter alia).");
else if (x==16) return("
"+
"Weather Forecasting - A comment on computing, power, and forecasting ");
else if (x==17) return("
"+
"Bat and Ball - Hambledon - The Home of Cricket");
else if (x==18) return("
"+
"Presentation of Colours - The Heart of A Regiment");
else if (x==19) return("
"+
" You see! It really works!");
else if (x==20) return("
"+
"Contemplation");
else if (x==21) return("Intentionally Blank
"+
"So many pages of documents amended
" +
"With pages marked
" +
"Intentionally Blank.
" +
"My moment
" +
"Just making the point
" +
"That nothing is quite as rewarding
" +
"As discovering a book
" +
"That is right.
" +
"Right to the period/point.
" +
"That illuminates -
" +
"That makes you burn the midnight oil
" +
"And anoints the genius in your heart.
" +
"Copyright © 2004 Chris Lobban");
else if (x==22) return("Photograph suppressed pending lawsuit by Colgate Palmolive");
else if (x==23) return("Please do not finger the exhibits!");
else if (x==24) return("
"+
"Forthcoming Attractions!");
else if (x==25) return("Send us an Email");
else if (x==26) return("Special Lock-studs");
else if (x==27) return("Barley Mow - Tilford");
else if (x==28) return("Games - Thomas Lord");
else if (x==29) return("Gordon Greenidge");
else if (x==30) return("John Scott - Headmaster / Cricketer");
else if (x==31) return("Katie's Catch");
else if (x==32) return("Roger Lane");
else if (x==33) return("Pilot on Board");
else if (x==34) return("Sun Worshippers");
else if (x==35) return("The Village Cricket Competition");
else if (x==36) return("John's Cricketing Story");
else if (x==37) return("The Noah's Ark");
else if (x==38) return("PCK Set 1");
else if (x==39) return("PCK Set 2");
else if (x==40) return("PCK Set 3");
else if (x==41) return("PCK Set 4");
else if (x==42) return("PCK Set 5");
else if (x==43) return("PCK Set 6");
else if (x==44) return("Donations from the sales of Cool Postcards, SAS and PCK card sets and Greetings Cards will be made to
University College Hospitals, London - Leukaemia and Lymphoma Unit");
else if (x==45) return("You can personalise your Cool Postcards with these special SAS and PCK sets!"+
"
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else if (x==46) return("Corporate Editions of the basic Cool Postcards book can be"+
" ordered with a selection of SAS cards, specially-written poems and logos"+
" as required
(Terms on request)
"+
"Personal Poems can be written and performed for either"+
" corporate or significant personal events such as births, christenings, weddings"+
" and memorial epitaphs.
(Terms on request)");
else return("No Text");
}
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